Wanna know one of the worst things about being fat?
Nobody believes I know anything about food and nutrition.
And guess what.
I know an awful lot about food and nutrition.
But when I hear you (not YOU, that other person) say something ridiculously stupid regarding diet and exercise, I can't even argue. Because clearly I am a nutritional moron.
Except that I'm not.
And look, I get it. Taking diet advice from a chubby housewife makes as much sense as taking financial advice from somebody who went bankrupt.
Except that many, many people do take advice on money from a guy who went bankrupt. Dave Ramsey. Ever heard of him?
But here's the hard part. Nobody took advice from Dave Ramsey until he was 'un-broke'. So I am guessing that in order to illuminate my friends and family I am going to have to get un-fat.
2013...the year of the un-fattening.
I friggin hate it already.
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