Dylan's Surgery

So Dylan calls me to report that he is super sick and needs meds.  I hang up and try to figure out what could possibly cause a perfectly health 21 year old man to be so sick.  Dylan calls back 20 minutes later to report that he has appendicitis.  We loaded up and headed to the hospital where it only took 5 hours to prepare him for surgery.  Surgery went smooth, Dylan recovered super quick and his girlfriend managed to be very nice to me for the whole deal (which could not have been easy for her since she hates my guts).