The first in a multi-part series wherein I dispense the knowledge, advice and (more often than not), complete nonsense handed down to me from my mother and other assorted old ladies I have known.
Never wash clothes on New Years Day or you'll wash somebody out of your family.
Nana tells me this every year. Apparently throwing a load of dirty towels into the Maytag on January 1st is tantamount to murdering a loved one. Who knew?
Is this just another superstitious old wive's tale? Of course it is. But it will get you out of doing laundry at least one day a year so I say embrace it as gospel.
Limer-Icks
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*There once was a wedding confection*
*That failed the bride's final inspection*
*So we grabbed an airbrush*
*Painted it in a rush*
*And told Yanks it ...
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