Primary!

Watching the GOP primary fight has been the highlight of my winter.  The whole thing amuses and horrifies me.  Wanna know my dirty little Republican secret?

I have a crush on Mitt Romney.  I mean, just look at him.

 

Doesn't he look like he would take you out to dinner and let you order anything you want?

Although I would rather eat my own toenails than have to deal with seeing Newt Gingrich on my teevee for the next 18 months, the alternative might be worse.  Whenever Romney shows up on screen, I have to stop whatever I am doing and say "Hello Handsome".  Also, I have to say it in a weird, Kathleen Turner voice which sends me into a fit of hysterical giggles.  I don't have time for all this people.  I got laundry to do.