This morning I put on socks.
Sweet biscuits, I hate socks in the summertime. I really enjoyed being (mostly) barefoot for the entirety of our vacation.
But today it's back to work.
So, it's back to socks.
I packed my curling iron and did not use it once on myself. The only makeup I wore was just enough to provide me with a little bit of SPF factor so I don't wrinkle like a prune when I'm 50. I think I sort of started to like this low maintenance Rachel.
This morning, after completing my normal beauty regimen, I looked in the mirror and realized I had created a 'drag queen' version of my vacation self. (No offense to drag queens but I really need a new look.)
Brought To You By Seymour Butz
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Remember when I used to rail against the cannibalistic indignity that is
the baby butt cake?
Ah, those were some good times.
....
Let's do that *again*...
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