Tomorrow I take my first plane trip. Yeah...I know. It's completely inconceivable that I am 34 years old and have never once traveled by air. It's true though.
Invariably when people discover this, the first thing they ask is "Are you scared to fly?" I always answer that I'm not but as this long planned trip draws closer, I wonder. I mean what if I completely freak out? What if I am deathly afraid of flying and I just don't know it yet?
Anyway, I'm resolved to fake a calm, sophisticated attitude even if I have to breathe into a paper bag and chug down those little bottles of vodka every time Kevin takes a bathroom break.
Don't Toy With Me, Man
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