Grandpa ...

Remember last week? George Bush had to be sedated for a colonoscopy so Dick Cheney was the "acting" president for two hours. (My question - when is he not the "acting president?) Fortunately, during that two hours he didn't authorize an attack on Canada (they're sneaky and their bacon is just ham and they will not admit it) or nullify our constitution...wait...oh nevermind. He spent those sweet 120 minutes of unchecked power ...writing a letter to his grandchildren. No. Seriously. And this letter just happened to be given to the conservative "Weekly Standard" who published the text as follows:

"Dear Kate, Elizabeth, Grace, Philip, Richard and Sam," he began. "As I write this, our nation is engaged in a war with terrorists of global reach. My principal focus as Vice President has been to help protect the American people and our way of life. The vigilance, diligence and unwavering commitment of those who protect our Nation has kept us safe from terrorist attacks of the kind we faced on September 11, 2001. We owe a special debt of gratitude to the members of our armed forces, intelligence agencies, law enforcement agencies and others who serve and sacrifice to keep us safe and free."

"As you grow, you will come to understand the sacrifices that each generation makes to preserve freedom and democracy for future generations, and you will assume the important responsibilities of citizens in our society. I ask of you as my grandchildren what I asked of my daughters, that you always strive in your lives to do what is right."

"May God bless and protect you.
Richard B. Cheney
Acting President of the United States
(Grandpa Cheney)"

Heartwarming, ain't it? Makes me miss my own grandpa. I have so many fond memories of curling up in his lap and begging him just one more time to tell me the story about our imminent deaths as a result of the Islamofacist terrorists.