Scenes from Kline Manor

Me: Katie, I bet you are getting bored with the lunches that I pack for you.

Katie: (blank stare)

Me: Well, I'm getting bored with them. Can you think of anything you would like me to pack for you?

Katie: (annoyed stare)

Me: What could I put into your lunch box that would make you super happy when you opened it?

Katie: A thousand dollars