I am not a pet person. There. I said it.
I don't dislike animals. I would never want to see one hurt or abused. I just never understood people who treated animals equal to people. I just didn't get the doggie halloween costumes and car seats and other assorted nonsense that seems to go hand in hand with pets that get treated like children.
Then a funny thing happened. We got a puppy.
Something strange has happened to me. I have fallen in love with a friggin dog. Yeah... I said it. I love this stupid dog.
I love that she runs up the steps and has no idea how to get down.
I love that she goes apes**t bananas at the vet.
I love that she gets excited when the girls wake up.
I love that she smells bad even after she has a bath.
I love that she steps all over her long ears when she walks.
I love that she snores more than me.
And, yeah, I'm getting her a Halloween costume.
IT HAS BEEN FORETOLD
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I feel like bakers are trying to tell us something, you guys.
I'm just not sure WHAT.
Speak to me, Deadpan Penguin! *What is it?* What's wrong?
Is...
1 day ago
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