Friday, July 31, 2009

Quoted

"The lesson of that history is that you must not despair, that if you are right, and you persist, things will change."

Howard Zinn

Thursday, July 30, 2009

Cracked Up

What the hell is this thing? I have to tell you, I have been using eggs for the better part of twenty years and not once have I thought "I wish there was a contraption that would make cracking these things easier."

On the other hand, I did buy this egg separator. Honestly, there are few things that Ross sells that I will not purchase. It's a sickness really.




You just crack the egg and dump the whole thing in the cup. Then you turn it sideways and the egg white comes out of the chicken's beak. This seemed like a really cute idea until I showed it to the kids and they started referring to it as my "Puking Chicken".


Not actually craving that omelet anymore, are ya?

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Quoted

"The difference between the right word and the almost-right word is like the difference between lightning and the lightning bug."

- Mark Twain

Monday, July 27, 2009

Top Ten

I've been trying to cobble together my top ten list of books. I don't know why I feel the need to do this.

1. To Kill A Mockingbird Harper Lee
There is no question about this book being number one. It is everything a novel should be and not one thing more. Did you know Harper Lee never wrote another book after this one? Do you know why? She didn't need to. Someone once asked her why she never wrote another book and she replied, "I already wrote it." Damn right she did. Also, Lee was from Ala-friggin-bama. Take that you yankee elitists.

2. The Grapes of Wrath John Steinbeck
The seeds of all my political ideology were sewn by this book. I can honestly say that I would not be the person I am today had I not read this book. It's just that damn important.

3. Jane Eyre Charlotte Bronte
Mr Rochester...

4. Pride and Predjudice Jane Austen
Mr Darcy...

5. Gone With the Wind Margaret Mitchell
Mr Butler...

6. East of Eden John Steinbeck
It feels redundant to have two Steinbeck novels in a top ten but there is no way around it. East of Eden is just a great novel. The characters are so real. The story is so effortless in it's complexity. I get a lump in my throat just thinking about this book. It's a sickness really.

7. The Great Gatsby F. Scott Fitzgerald
This book should not be read by teenagers. I read this for the first time in eleventh grade. I remember being completely unimpressed. I reread it as an adult and became a convert. You just cannot relate to the longing and love presented in this book until you've had some life experience. It also helps if love has kicked the sh** out of you a time or two.

8. Fortune's Rocks Anita Shreve
Every time I contemplate my top ten, this book immediately comes to mind. I can't explain why. It's just a great read.

9. A Prayer for Owen Meany John Irving
What can I tell ya? I can't even discuss this book without crying just a little bit. It's heartbreaking and life-affirming all at the same time. I know that sounds like a Hallmark Hall of Fame movie but, I promise, it ain't. Also, don't even mention this in the same breath as that giant piece of poop movie Simon Birch that was supposedly based upon this novel.

10. She's Come Undone Wally Lamb; Pillars of the Earth Ken Follett; Bel Canto Ann Patchett; The Stupidest Angel Christopher Moore; Beach Music Pat Conroy;

You see the problem here? I could never narrow it down to ten. If you asked me to make a top twenty list, I would end up with 25.

Sunday, July 26, 2009

Happy Birthday Katie!



Katie is eight years old. I have only known her since she was five. She makes me laugh. She makes me cry. I love her to the moon...even when she hisses at me :)

Monday, July 20, 2009

Quoted

"When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist."

Dom Hélder Câmara

Sunday, July 19, 2009

Birthday 'stache

Kevin and I wandered into this strange little store in Hillsboro Village. It was chock full of weird, funny and fabulous items. We picked up a box of assorted mustaches for a birthday present for Emily. We enjoyed them as much as she did. Just a little tip from me to you. Get a box of these for your family. Cheaper than counseling or a night at the movies. Trust me on this.

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Friday, July 17, 2009

Vacation Bible School

Ava




Katie - Sure, she looks happy. Trust me. She ain't.




Anna - Sure, she looks happy. Trust me. She usually is.




Kaylee




Savannah - Her very last VBS as a kiddie. Next year she will be in youth group. Excuse me while I have a nervous breakdown.

Thursday, July 16, 2009

Happy Birthday Emily!




Emily is sixteen today.

I am not Emily's mother. She is not my daughter. But we have had quite a year together. I love her more than ice cream and I don't care who knows it.

So happy sweet sixteen Dusty Steve. Let's try hard not to end up on an MTV documentary this year. Kthxbai!

Friday, July 3, 2009

Quoted

"People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they really don't want it."

Ogden Nash