D'oh

Have you ever done something really, really stupid?  You know...like so stupid that as soon as you realize what you have done, you pray desperately for the ability to travel back in time.

Yeah well that was me after deciding to drive through our yard one dark night.  Why oh why would anyone do such a thing?!?!

The morning light only made the situation worse.  After trying to reinjure his hernia, my husband only managed to get his own truck stuck.  So now we had two vehicles mired in our backyard.  Our pride was not wounded.  It was nonexistent.

Luckily we have a really nice neighbor who heard of my stupidity and took pity on us.  In less than 30 minutes, he had rectified our dilemna.  Thank God for Republicans with four-wheel drives.