Quoted

"I'm Irish, which means i have 2 emotions: angry & asleep."
- Mark Driscoll

Jelly Bean Pt 1

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Quoted

"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it."

Mark Twain

Scenes from Kline Manor

Kaylee: "Mom, what kind of voice does Anna have again?"

Me: "She's an alto."

Kaylee: "The choir director said I am a soprano."

Katie: " I'm a Leo."

Memo from Mama

Today is the 20th anniversary of my first kiss. This is why you need to choose wisely regarding your 'firsts'. Some things you will remember with laughter. Some with tears. But you will remember. Be particular.

Quoted

"Republicans drove the country into a ditch and now they are complaining about the cost of the tow truck"

Jim Cornette