Fear of the Unknown

I'm scared of my new cell phone. There. I said it.
What is my problem? It's pink. It takes pictures. It doesn't have two years worth of makeup built up on the screen. On paper, it seems perfect. It's just so unfamiliar. It has weird ring tones. I can't figure out how to erase text mistakes (and I use that feature A LOT). Also, it has a new number. Changing your phone number is more work than changing your name and much more annoying. As this is my very first blog post ever, it occurs to me that my life must be pretty wonderful if this is the premier annoyance in my life.